Sons school sports day last week, young mum in short shorts (denim I think) as she satdown cross legged next to another mum (who was actually the one who had my attention due to her very short dress) a lip popp d out the side of her shorts, clear as day. I swear she saw my heart stop at that very moment as a little bum shimmy popped that cute bald lip back into its warm hiding place.
Must have looked so guilty as another school dad (police man) asked what I was up to, had a very guilty face obvs.