Heavy breathing humor
1. It's an "I Love You Funny Face" party! Look! these ladies have brought something nice to eat!
2. And Pete is working on a dessert!
3. Meanwhile, Joan of Arc stepped into another dimension in the afterlife and has suddenly found herself transported to the year 2015 and has landed in a University of Florida sorority house in Gainesville. Talk about ze culture shock! Poor Joan!
4. I wonder if the picture she's taking is half as exciting as the one we're looking at?
5. Are we not men? We are Devo! (I love the Star Trek tattoo)
6. I want this to be the last thing I see when I die...of course at birth I saw the same thing... only from a different point of view.
7. Choices...choices...choices... (Jane is the kinda girl who doesn't need to choose. She wants it all.)
8. And now for something completely different!
9. Very slowly...very carefully Millicent lowered her panties and raised her skirt. She knew that at any second her poor neglected pussy might finally explode.
10. Folks, there is an incredible amount of plastic floating in the world's oceans...and covering our beaches. It's more than an inconvenience or a simple pain in the ass... We need to be better stewards of our environment. If we destroy our oceans we destroy ourselves.
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