[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. The way women look when they sit down to enjoy this thread...
2. The way women look right around joke number ten. (Goodnight, sweethearts. Mind if I finish your popcorn?)
3. You know what sucks? Buying a cabin in the middle of the woods to enjoy with your new girlfriend, only to find out she's Lizzie Borden's crazy granddaughter.
4. Don't expect a long term relationship with these two...they're cheetahs.
5. Amanda knows how to get a salesman's attention when she needs service.
6. After three days in the desert sun, Julie finally surrendered to the heat.
7. "I'm about to appear in 'I Love You, Funny Face ' and I haven't got a thing to wear!"
8. Swingers in the 50s.
9.As David Gates once sang..."Maybe I'm beat, but oh what a sweet surrender!" ( I wonder if she's taking any more prisoners tonight?)
10. "Hi, I'm Dave...pleasure to meet you. Is this your first time in this thread? "