[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Debbie carefully hung up her little barricade to guard her privacy against the neighbors...but she didn't count on Sneaky Seymour with his expensive telephoto camera lens in the high rise apartment on the next block.
2. Ladies, it's either the cheapest hand lotion you'll ever have...or the most expensive...depending on your point of view.
3. It looks like someone is enjoying a little visit to "One Click Dicks."
4. The Matthews sisters almost always do what they're told.
5. It looks like whatever she's doing, she's doing it well.
6. These could be Maggie's salad days.
7. My humor is dry, so sometimes my jokes take a while to get. Sometimes people finally get them...at the strangest times.
8. You gotta love a woman with the sense of humor to pose for something like this!
9. "Are these too girly looking to go with black toenail polish?" ( In such delicate cases I advise wearing nothing at all)
10. She hasn't got a prayer.