[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Raised by wolves, panting is just how this Milf deals with the heat...and her nose isn't the only thing that gets wet.
2. You automatic transmission drivers are really missing something if you never learn to use a dickshift.
3. She's wasting away again...look at her hat.
4. "Keri, I'm so sorry he left you for that other girl. However, if you just lie back on this towel, I can make you feel a lot better..."
5. "Oh my god...that's the statue of liberty! Those damned dirty apes! God damn them to hell!" (In honor of Mr. Heston)
6. "Aw, dude! " (Surfer Joe gets caught with his wetsuit down)
7. Yeah, it's funny until you try to deep throat that sucker, choke and need CPR...
8. It looks like the same bully that kicked sand in Nathan's face on the beach has just stolen his girlfriend. Time to get Charles Atlas' address off the matchbook cover. (Will you younger people even get that?)
9. Cindy has a message for haters. I concur.
10. If your girlfriend has a breakdown and you intend to fix her yourself, be sure to use the proper tools.