[KarlMalone]

Mini driver smashes in to fish van while pleasuring herself with sex toy

A Mini driver who smashed in to the back of a van in Cirencester was pleasuring herself with a sex toy, it was claimed this morning.

The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rampant Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van.

She had been stuck in static traffic in the Gloucestershire town when her vehicle lurched forward in to the back of the M & J Seafood van in front.

But it was only when the firm's management went to check footage on their vehicle's rear camera that they realised what had happened.

A source was reported as saying: "A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.

"The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit."

The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: "The matter is in the hands of our insurers."