[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. When it's your first time with your new hot lesbian friend, the last thing you expect is to get your hand stuck...poor Doris!
2." So if I stay on the track team and run all summer I'll have an ass like that? I'm all in!"
3. As a psychotherapist Mandy had excellent results treating patient's with a fear of clowns.
4. I've seen these before but never got a chance to hold one in my hand...very interesting. However, I'd rather just enjoy a nice pussy."
5. Nikki was the best golf instructor at Bushwood Country club. She never failed to get golfers to improve their game.
6. "Gosh Mrs. Nelson...that's awfully nice of you to say...do you REALLY think I have a nice pole?" (Clueless pool boy)
7. When Jane walks through that door her life will change forever...so will the lives of the men inside.
8. So THIS is why they invented underwater cameras!
9. "Vell dahlink...you haf alvays been obsessed mit ze head...alvays demanding ze head...und now I GET ze head!" (It never ends well when you date a resentful, sociopathic, murderous woman with a fake German accent...who hates giving blowjobs.)