[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Madge...are you writing this down? OK... In the year 2015 men are going to be playing with their....Uh...things while looking at pictures of this very phone conversation via something called 'cyberspace.' I know it sounds crazy, but my gypsy fortune teller swears it's true!"
2. "Does anyone else think it's kinda sad that Dorothy just keeps playing Twister all by herself?"
3. Here's a little known fact about biker dudes in the 70s...Their women loved wine, but they preferred milk.
4. "Come on honey, you know what the doctor said...swallow...it will make you feel a LOT better. (The "doctor" was really his friend, Mike)
5. Before men could ascend the heights of Mt. Everest they first had to conquer the Bodacious Tatas of Northern New Hampshire.
6. The American health care system was much more patient friendly in the 60s.
7. "First things first, Joan...we wash his blood off our hands, THEN we take your husband's Jaguar back to the Malibu bungalo and get his cash. " (It was Joan's first romantic robbery/ homicide)
8. Another little known fact is that Hope Solo's grandmother was also a pretty fair goalie in HER day.
9. Oh no...he's smiling...he thinks I'm staring at his meat."
10. "Oh look at this one! It's a band out of Liverpool...four guys with funny hair who apparently can't spell the word 'beetle.' My sister has the WORST musical taste! Let's just fuck without music tonight."