Forgetfulness
1. "Oh shit...I forgot to buy toilet paper!"
2. "Oh fuck...I forgot to take my birth control pill!"
3. "Oh frack...I forgot to record Battlestar Galactica!"
4."You know Gillian, I hope forgetting to put gas in your car again on ' Topless Beach Swim Night' has finaly taught you a lesson."
5. Looks like someone got drunk and forgot that it's not a nude beach, that it's uncool to masturbate in public and this isn't Mexico.
6. Forget thinking globally and acting locally. Get naked and have a ball.
7. Erin forgot it's nearly impossible to get a good night's sleep in a sorority house.
8. Somewhere in Russia... "Boris, thanks to my new plastic American friend I am forgetting YOU."
9. "Forget about going out for dessert. Close your eyes and open your mouth. I have a nice treat for you right here..." ( She was expecting chocolate)
__________________
Make one dream come true...you only live twice.
|