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Old 07-10-2015, 07:41 PM
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Default Forgetfulness

1. "Oh shit...I forgot to buy toilet paper!"
2. "Oh fuck...I forgot to take my birth control pill!"
3. "Oh frack...I forgot to record Battlestar Galactica!"
4."You know Gillian, I hope forgetting to put gas in your car again on ' Topless Beach Swim Night' has finaly taught you a lesson."
5. Looks like someone got drunk and forgot that it's not a nude beach, that it's uncool to masturbate in public and this isn't Mexico.
6. Forget thinking globally and acting locally. Get naked and have a ball.
7. Erin forgot it's nearly impossible to get a good night's sleep in a sorority house.
8. Somewhere in Russia... "Boris, thanks to my new plastic American friend I am forgetting YOU."
9. "Forget about going out for dessert. Close your eyes and open your mouth. I have a nice treat for you right here..." ( She was expecting chocolate)
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