[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. According to The Men In Black: despite their horrible faces, Earth women still love to screw Martian men. Looks just aren't as important to women. Also, an eight inch tongue and a retractible phallic nose makes Martian men interesting...and lots of fun.
2. Martha doesn't mind that her husband keeps her on a short leash. She just hates having to beg at the dinner table.
3. "Americans! Be careful because the floors are wet...and so are we."
4. Librarians don't insist that you only speak in whispers in a library anymore...but the penalties for overdue books are harsher.
5. " If I had a haaammer...I'd hammer in the mor-or-ning... I'd hammer in the eeevening...all over this a- land!"
6. "I say, old chap...have you seen my monocle?"
7. "HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!"
8. Jenny's pedacure, massage and cunnilingus door to door business was very popular.
9. Wow...She's showing you her pussy and some of you are still staring at her rack!
10. Liberals with their loose morals have always angered conservative Republicans.