[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Women. Even when they're property labled we guys are willing to risk it...
2. ...that's because sometimes the labels are very enticing.
3. Jesus! She's attractive!
4. "Honey, would you take a look at my Volvo? I keep hearing a jingly sound when I'm driven, and my exhaust system seems plugged..."
( Liz loved playing erotic games with her mechanic boyfriend. )
5. Some women need more incentive to blow you than others...
6. "So Sally...you said we were going to do some 'muff diving.' I hope this is proper attire."
7. "Well Son, I gave her away at the ceremony and so I feel compelled to give her away on the honeymoon."
8. Becky loves to watch "50 Shades of Gray" from her favorite chair.
9. "Smelly caaat...smelly cat. Whaat are they feeding you? Smelly cat. Smelly cat. It's not your faaault."
10. "NO! I don't want to be in this stupid thread! I said NO, DAMMIT!"