My ex wife would always sunbathe naked by the pool,her sisters boyfriends and her sister had no problem joining us by the pool but her sister had a different boytoy about every year,this dork named Harry was her new toy,he was a dork,first hot summer day her sister and Harry were coming up to join us by the pool,Jean had a full tan and I knew she hated tan lines ,so when they got there we got a few drinks and went out to the pool we were all set with snacks drinks and her sister wasn't wearing her thong like before,Jean walked out to the pool in a beach towel and took it off and was totally nude ,Harry's eyes popped right out and said get your stuff WE ARE LEAVING,I coun't believe it neither could her sister who would also get naked by the pool,,,,,not long after that she dumped the dork........I don't like telling stories about the ex.....I like telling my new wife stories better......
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