[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. "Now I'm only going to ask you more time...where did my other sock go?" (Dave's "Master" act was lacking something)
2."My boyfriend makes my pussy wet. I sure hope this can dry it!" ( Young women are...uh...uncomplicated)
3. The Packers didn't make it to the Super Bowl...but apparently their quarterback didn't mind so much.
4. Sheila thinks dating a geologist is...interesting.
5. "Damn...having a bondage threesome fantasy is tough when one of the dildos pops out!" (Don't just sit there...help her!)
6. Jill is a Homer-sexual...doh!
7. Now a good detective will notice three empty glasses and three people getting down and dirty. Apparently the photographer isn't very thirsty. Perhaps he's the designated pornographer.
8. Is giving head really this much fun? I don't want to know!
9. It's tough to be flying through the air in the olympics with millions of people watching...and suddenly having to sneeze.
10. "Stay like this ladies...and the damned paparazzi won't be able to take close ups of our beautiful athletic asses...""