Tuesday funnies to get you to Hump Day
1. Before all the gadgets the only thing that came in James Bond's car was her.
2. No bull...this looks like an udder disaster.
3. Speaking of bull...these women are ready to shovel and the panties are down because they're fucked no matter what they try to do.
4. It used to be a lot harder to communicate with astronauts.
5. Toy Story...the X rated version...without Tom Hanks.
6. The dreams of the everyday lesbian do come true.
7. So do the dreams of Billy Bob, his brother Lester and cousin Milt.
8. Sometimes you don't need a dream to come true. You just need a place to pee after a long day of streaking.
9. Another blind taste test from a suspect marketing company. She thinks she's trying to tell the difference between Ballpark Franks and Hebrew Nationals. The marketers have something better in mind.
10. "Melissa! Come away from the window and stop teasing the walking dead!"
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