[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Revealed at last...the Alien's secret coed cloning facility!
2. Daaaaaam!
3. It's legal everywhere now ladies...come out of that closet!
4. Yeah...it's pretty damned hot in Key West this time of year.
5. People tell me all the time that if I knew how mushrooms were grown I wouldn't eat them. I'm not so sure...
6. While not "The Most Interesting Man In The World, " Dave doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he loses all inhibitions...
"Stay horny, my friends."
7. Distracted driving kills thousands on America's highways every year...but some die happy.
8. My wife! My best friend! I knew it!!!
9. And you thought Hell wasn't a pleasant place!
10. Sometimes the dreams of the everyday housewife DO come true!