Offerings to the comedy gods
1. One out of ten women suffer from TP Confusion Syndrome. Plesee send money to me...and I'll try to wipe out this terrible disease in our lifetime. Really. I will. I promise. Just send money. Now.
2. Like a bat out of hell!
3.Hey guys...do you need any more incentive? Water conservation is so important. Shower with a friend...or two.
4.Some voyeurs use peepholes. George actually lives in a bathroom mirror.
5. Reminds me of an old Disney animated movie...kinda.
6.Now this is MY kind of summer outdoor gathering.
7.OK it's sort of like basketball because there's five to a team...wait a minute...this is NOTHING like basketball!
8. Because there isn't enough sex and violence on TV, Fox's new drama "GUNFUCKERS" is going to debut this fall.
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