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Old 06-20-2015, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by cartoonjoe2004 View Post
only a woman could answer this definitively, and, even then, good luck getting her to admit it! [/B][/FONT]
I'm afraid even some women can't explain it. My lady for instance.

Last year we spent a week on holiday in Spain. One afternoon we walked out the door of the hotel and went towards the seaside promenade. Two girls (by which I mean in their 20s) were walking towards us. One of them was wearing a sarong down below but up top was clearly wearing a black bra, as opposed to a bikini top.

After we passed them, my lady says "Did you see that? She was wearing her bra!"

"So what?" I said. "How is that different to a bikini top?"

"It's just weird" she said.

We had a brief discussion about it as we strolled on. As I say, she couldn't really explain it, just acknowledge that she definitely obeyed it. The best she could come up with was that it was to do with context.

Her killer line: "Look, I've spent most of the morning over there wearing nothing but a pair of bikini bottoms..." she said, pointing towards the beach, "but I still wouldn't want anyone to see me like that in the hotel bar, would I?!"
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