A gal I met online, we had chatted for some time before we first met face to face. While chatting I was telling her stories from my time as a ski bum and apparently she felt some of the tales were stretching the truth a bit. I used to ski some pretty extreme situations and she as a non skier must have thought i was exaggerating to try to impress her.
At our first meeting, as she reached into my pants she cupped my balls in her hand and exclaimed "Oh My God! Your Balls are HUGE! I will NEVER doubt any of your stories again!"
It still cracks me up when I think about it.