Condensed version of a longer story I posted here a while back:
Picked up a super hot lady at a club in Wildwood NJ, vicinity of Atlantic City
We found ourselves walking along the surf at 4 AM with the now silent boardwalk in the far distance.
I suggest skinny dipping.
"no way, you must be nuts!" her concern was someone coming along.
I'm trying to convince her, I'm looking around for any sign of a person.
A few seconds later when I turn back around, she's already naked!
And wants to know why I'm still dressed!

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