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Old 05-24-2015, 08:10 AM
GabberZZ GabberZZ is offline
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Default Few of mine

Twin sister 1: "I only ever squirted when I was pregnant"
Twin sister 2: "OMG me too!"

Ex fuckbuddy as I slid into her after a 10 year gap:"Ohhh I'd forgottent how big you are." (I'm average)
another ex fuckbuddy after she gave me a blowjob for the first time,"Well hello Mr girth."

First long-term girlfriend the first time we were in bed looking into my eyes and whispering,"I'm on the pill."
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