For me, it is probably from a porn movie.
The movie is "Traci's Big Trick", and is basically the porn industries response to the Traci lords scandal. In it, it has Jacqueline Lorains acting as Traci Lords. In one scene, she has picked up a producer (Jerry Butler), and they are going at it and he is balls deep inside of her when he recognizes her.
Producer: Oh my God, your fucking Traci Lords!
Traci Lords: No, you're fucking Traci lords.
I actually doubled over laughing the first time I heard that, and rewind it 3 or 4 times to hear it again.
And a second comes from the movie "Raw Talent", once again by Jerry Butler. He is a soap actor who had a past in porn, and is trying to explain to a girl what he had done she might have heard of (Taija Rae).
Shirley: What do you do?
Eddie Czeropski: I'm an actor.
Shirley: Name something you've been in.
Eddie Czeropski: Well, I was in the soap opera "Dawn Of Day".
Shirley: I don't watch soaps, name something else.
Eddie Czeropski: All right, I did some off-off Broadway, some one act plays, some summer revivals...
Shirley: Tell me something I might have seen on TV, something really big.
Eddie Czeropski: Something that's been on TV. Well, I was in the Vietnam War, and I had a bit part in that one.
Not exactly erotic, but I watch that movie fairly often and love Jerry Butler's lines every time.
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