A lighter story
Hey everybody how are things? Been having a stressful weekend myself what with people constantly needing me for things. A friend took me on a double date with this guy she likes and his friend. Now it wasn't like a bad date but there was no chemistry between us, it was really awkward between us.
Now just to spite a certain friend, how about I tell her an embarrassing story that I still to this day laugh about?
So it began a couple of years back. My friend Kelly and I were still in school (in our last year). It was a hot day during the summer and we were forced to go to some mandatory sporting event. It was weird because even though we weren't participating we were still forced into PE gear (T-shirts, shorts, trainers etc.). Anyway so not doing anything left us feeling incredibly bored and we were desperate to leave.
Since there were teachers everywhere at this event we would have to find some way to sneak out that wasn't the front entrance. Kelly and I didn't mind because we had done stupid things a lot together in the past (we had been friends from the age of like 3) and so adding one more to our list wasn't a big deal. So Kelly and I were pretty set in our goals of getting out.
Now just for you pervs out there Kelly is a freckled girl, she has long fiery red hair, deep green eyes, is decently tall and has a real pair of boobs. In fact she has always been busty since puberty, she was that one girl who's tits came in early and have just been there always (it annoys me and my C cups). She is in fact quite proud of them showing them off with low cut tops and dresses...(and half the time no bra)
So what happened was, after some exploring we soon found a back area covered by tress and a rather large fence which we stupidly planned to climb. Making our way over to it was an ordeal (it required sneaking) and the foresty area was rather thick with tree branchs (which slapped me a lot in places I don't even want to remember). So we made it to the fence and began to climb with me going first. The fence was one of those metal ones with the spiky tops and as I made my way up and over I yelled down. "Watch out for the spikes..."
It must've been about 10 feet tall and as Kelly climbed (I have no clue if its because of those tits or whatever) she struggled and when she made it to the top, she muttered something about her shorts being caught. "Hurry up or we'll get caught!" I yelled looking around to make sure nobody is around.
Kelly clearly panicking tries to roll over the fence and with a loud "RRIIPPP!" She slips and falls barely landing on her feet. Now She was lucky as she could've hurt herself but she didn't actually get hurt, at least until her pride took a blow when she quickly grabbed the crotch area of her trousers.
This caused me to panic. "Kelly are you alright?" I asked thinking she must've hurt herself on the fall.
"My pants..." She muttered.
"...What?" I replied.
"My pants, they're ripped!" She spoke back in a frenzy.
I looked up and noticed that on the pole was some fabric not just from her shorts but also her white undies. I then grabbed her hands and forced them from her crotch. "Wait!" She yelled.
Now basically what happened was that her shorts from the pussy to the asscrack had split with with the fabric having been torn from it. What made this even more awkward for me was how thick her pubic hair was 0_o, like no joke she had a thicket of reddish orange hair covering her pussy so hairy it looked like she was carrying a piece of carpet on her crotch. "Well ever heard of a razor?" I laughed as she blushed.
"Shut up!" She yelled.
This continued until our yelling started to attract the teachers and so we had to bolt, and I kid you not Kelly ran with one hand covering her ass and the other covering her pussy (couldn't keep all of the hair covered though). Her cheeks were red (not telling you which ones) and man I got to see everything of her that day XD
That was hilarious and only later did she revealed she was too frightened to wax or even shave her bush. She also hates it when I tell this story cause of how embarrassed she was for like months (not to mention the jokes I made about carpet burn). I love her dearly but christ it was too funny.
Anyway just a get back at you girl story this one lol
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