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Old 05-14-2015, 06:35 AM
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I'm sorry to report that my first Anal experience was not nearly as pleasant or rewarding. This was around 40 years ago now.

I was living with my GF and being in our early 20's, we fucked every spare moment we had. One Sunday morning I've got her in a doggy style and am banging away for all its worth when, you guessed it, I came out, slipped a couple of centimetres higher and went back in at full throttle. It was a genuine accident your honour! But my girl screamed like a stuck pig, which in a way she was, and launched herself forward and off the bed like an Exocet missile looking for a British destroyer.

I was working as a techie in a theatre at the time and was then subjected to a homophobic (that word didn't exist then) tirade about how I had been "infected" by "my gay actor friends". Things were never quite the same again and about two week later she came back from a party to tell me she was moving out and moving in with a guy she had met who was definitely not "queer".

I can't say that I was too devastated by that as she one of my GFs who had nice tits and pussy but no brain.

But it was thirty years or so before I had my next anal experience which was planned and much more enjoyable.
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