The present and the past collide
1. Some women have unusually intense orgasms.
2. I figure "Hurenhauptstadting" her is worth all the "Erfurt."
3. Never try applying spray deodorant while drunk. At least she has kept it out of her face...
4. If you intend to win the Twister championship of the world, you'll need constant practice.
5. "For my next number I'll sing my favorite Bangles song..."
6...."Pose like an E-gypt-shun"
7. No left turns...and no posing like a left turn either!
8. Hugh Hefner almost made the mistake of hiring this company to design the Playboy logo.
9. People often ask if I write all my own jokes...well...not exactly.
10. Why small farms were so popular from the 30s to the 50s.
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