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Sacha Guitry
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Walter Winchell
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
Lee Trevino
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
Kin Hubbard
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
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