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Patrick Murray
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Ambrose Bierce
Beauty, n: the power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
Jimmy Durante
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
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