[Ghost In Oblivion]

Because she's a fun French girl...

1. "Moi? You zink I am zee Funny Girl? Do you zink my nose is bigger zan Barbara Streisand? But I am zexier...no?"
2. "I am zee Zundance keed! Zee me danzing? I am waiting for my lesbian friend, 'Butch' Cassidy! Do you geet eet?
3. "I give zee better footjob zan Doctor Scholls! "
4. "I am Jack Nicholson in Zee Zhinning...Heeeere's Johnny!"
5. "Oh! You did not hear zat, I hope...American chili and zee French Fries iz no good for me!"
6. More ironic humor.
7." If I conzentrate I can pull myzelf up in zee air by zee breast power..."
8."Mirror mirror on zee wall... Who is zee fairest French person of all time? Me? Or Jacques Cousteau?"
9." I zee you doing zee mazturbation, you fat boy leeving in your mamma's bazement. I won't tell her if you zend me lots of money. "
10. "I must get zee rest, but my pusswa is always, how you say...focused."

Note: No actual French persons were harmed during the making of this post