[Beelzebozo]

OK, Just want to know if anyone is in the current situation I'm in:

I've started posting stories because my SO won't let me post pictures. If I do, I will probably be murdered or at least Bobbitted.

Now, until very recently, my wife did have an excuse. She worked for a law firm and if nudes of her were discovered, well, she'd be fired. And, as such, any photos or movies I've made are sitting on an external hard drive, much safer than the idiots who use the Cloud and actually expect it to not be hacked (sorry to any of you who do, but it's the truth).

Now I have one small hope. I know that a few years before she met me, she had bought a webcam in order to make the IRC chats she was having with distant friends more interesting. Very interesting, as I saw 2 photos on her own hard drive that had her flashing her boobs in one and her pussy in another. I was stupid, so I only able to recover one of them,when she tried to delete them. but I do live in hope that other photos are out there.

I haven't exactly told her I've been posting stories. But I'm going to assume she won't mind too much, because she's real down on her appearance (still can't grok why I keep asking for photos), but she loves written stories, because, as she puts it, "Everyone can be beautiful".