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Old 05-06-2015, 07:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Ghost In Oblivion View Post
There's a new female pheromone product out that's like catnip to lesbians. It's manufactured by Vandelay Industries and it's called "Pussimone." Here are just some of it's possible applications...

1. Smear a little "Pussimone" on your bathtowel...
2. It's guaranteed to get you wet all over again!
3. Use "Pussimone" as a toothpaste. You're mouth will tingle with its clean, refreshing, erotic taste.
4. Spray "Pussimone" all around the house for good health. Researchers say a constant state of arrousal is good for your heart.
5. Unfortunately, if you're a lesbian, "Pussimone" is not recommended for use around males. It attracts them like flies.

So go out and get a gallon of "Pussimone" today!
From the good folks at Vandelay Industries
I love this concept.Very funny.
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