A few more because it's Monday. Laugh dammit!
1. "YOU are a dickhead! That's all you are...and all you'll ever be!" ( A dickhead ought to know his place)
2. Just say no to vampires.
3. If you are the guy using cheesy limes to pick up these two MILFs...this gesture is either a very good or a very bad sign. Probably bad.
4. Nymphos (sometimes) get lonely and desperate too.
5. After getting too drunk at the after prom party, Nancy finally started to wake up when she felt what seemed like a pleasant warm rain...
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