[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Caught red handed trying to sneak a crotch shot...Jimmy the voyeur wasn't anticipating a one eyed sleeper.
2. "She came in throoough the bathrooom windoooow" (Beatles fans know what I mean)
3. HISS! "I am The Devil! I am Satan! See my horns and glowing red eyes! Worship me, you puny humans!" (More cute than frightening)
4. The worst/best thing about technology is that Jimmy the voyeur always seems to have a camera handy at the worst/best times.
5. The Livingroom Nude Olympics is a big deal in the midwest.
6. Jimmy throws sand at his friend's big sister. Big sister moves to avoid getting hit. Jimmy has a camera ready. Crotch shot!
7. Sara Maclachlan's newest hit..."Your cock...is better than ice cream. "
8. Is she about to suck a rock hard cock or a cock hard rock?