04-25-2015, 05:54 PM
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He who laughs... lasts
1. How many couples do yiu see? This is how sex looks after a head injury.
2. When a woman marries a jealous knife shop owner...or...who needs a chastity belt?
3. A new study...too many facials makes your eyebrows grow in thick.
4. If you're the guy who just facialized her and she's about to sneeze...you might want to stand back...or get a bit of your own medicine.
5. The Beverly Hills Cum Diet has many more enthusiastic fans than the g****fruit diet had.
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