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my wife often walked out of the sea after a swim with her bikini top awry (unintentional!) and one tit exposed.

Mates used to refer to her as the poor mans Bo Derek when she did this.

On holiday years back with my wife, a mate & his wife, his sister-in-law - the ladies got pissed off with him doing detours to ogle topless ladies on the beaches, so one day they shouted him as he rounded the corner in the garden of our villa and as he looked across, all 3 of 'em flashed their boobs at him.

Next day, I outdid them all by walking out of the villa past them all sunbathing and asked if anyone was coming for a swim in the pool. ( I had just been dozing in the bedroom and woke up with a hard on - so I strutted out starkers when I called them). My wife nearly swallowed her teeth !! Mates sister-in-law said 'steady on, I haven't seen my hubby for a fortnight'.

Anything for a laugh.