[Beelzebozo]

Some of my friends have seen glimpses of my wife's 'goodies'. The first time was due to a tequila bar next to our old shop. We and our friends would frequently go over to drink on the weekends. One night we got really wasted and eventually went back to our shop to hang out in the back. As we are sitting there, my wife was sitting facing everyone and gets this grin on her face. She then quickly flashes her breasts to everyone. After a couple of seconds of "What the hell was that?" from the peanut gallery, she does it again, only slightly slower (by milliseconds). I know they got a decent look because one of the responses I remember was "Pink nipples. I wasn't expecting that." While she waved off a few calls for more, she did moon the "crowd" (all three of us), so they got a good look at her ass and a little bit more because she bent over a bit.

Since then, she's made it clear she doesn't want to be reminded of doing that. She's got a slight problem in that she's a bit of an exhibitionist at heart, but also wants to be taken seriously, so she is loathe to let anyone think of her "that way".

The second time that I know of was by accident. Over the 4th of July, my wife and I went out to hang out with some of the same friends. While we all had talked about going out, the heat kept us indoors. We had done some work in the morning, so by the time we got to our friend’s apartment, we were hungry and ready to start on the drinks.

Given it was a hot summer day, my wife opted for a halter top and a summer skirt. Normally she wears underwear in shorter skirts, but she’d also noticed that she’d lost weight and her normal underwear was baggy, so she went without this time. This is not normally a ‘problem’. But then alcohol got into the mix…

After a few drinks, including a large glass of orange juice and vodka, she was definitely tipsy. She was sitting on one of the couches as we all talked about our single friends’ dating lives and riffing on films and video games. At one point after one of our friends got up off that same couch, my wife stretched out. She’s generally not known for her ladylike demeanor, and this caught up with her when she shifted her skirt a little too much and managed to flash her uncovered pussy to everyone sitting at that end.

I didn’t get a view, as I was sitting near her head, talking to one of my friends nearby, but the reaction from the other end made it pretty clear what just happened. She immediately curled up, flush beet red as some of the guys (it was all guys. The girls that were invited ended up working or at other parties) mentioned what they saw and others bemoaned that they missed it. A lot of pussy jokes flew, mostly based on variations of the term ‘cooter’. After the initial embarrassment, she managed to uncurl herself (when she’s drunk, she also seems to embarrass easier, too), and accidentally flashed one of my friends again, to which his reaction was “Here I am sitting as she’s playing with her skirt and wondering if she’s going to do it again, and sure enough…”

She spent the rest of the evening with her skirt wrapped tightly around her legs and spent part of the time hiding behind the couch. As the alcohol started to wear off and the evening wore on, a bad kung fu movie managed to draw everyone’s attention elsewhere, but an occasional comment, usually out of her earshot, let me know some of them hadn’t forgotten. So I'm sure most of them spent some time watching her, knowing she was naked under her skirt.