I hear some odds and ends about my wife's past, including how she lost her virginity, though not much on detail. I wrote a story elsewhere that I'll cut and paste, if no one minds:
I didn't meet my wife until I was nearing 30 and she was only a couple years behind me. As such, she was obviously not a virgin and had a string of relationships and a few hook-ups. One she recently mentioned was a guy she knew in college. Her term for him was "a friend I banged a couple times". He was an actor in college and worked Ren Faire (which is how she met him) and they hooked up a couple times. The distinctive part about him outside of his looks (which got him lead roles in plays) was the size of his penis. He was apparently huge and she gave him the nickname "Pete the Meat". Word got around and the nickname stuck, much to his annoyance.
She has told me before that I'm not the largest she's ever had and that he was John Holmes-sized, so I'm assuming this is the guy. I know what her reaction was when she first saw my penis (she told me her thoughts were "How the hell am I going to get that to fit?"), so I'm amused by the visual of her reaction to an oversized penis like that.
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