The last few posts have been all pictures with no jokes. Always the awkward one - I've got a joke but no pictures!
A guy walks into a bar, pulling a wheeled suitcase. He orders a drink, and as the barman puts it in the counter he asks "Going on holiday then?" "No, replies", the man, "I've brought something incredible to show you." Opening the suitcase, he gets out a miniature grand piano, followed by a matching piano-stool, and sets them up on the bar. Then lastly he takes out an immaculately dressed miniature man, who sits down at the piano and plays the most incredibly-beautiful music. By now a small audience had gathered round to hear the music and, when the little man finished, someone said, "That was fantastic! How did you get him?" "By accident really." replied the owner. "I was walking along the beach when I found a strange-looking bottle. When I opened it, an ancient genie emerged and, after thanking me profusely for releasing him, said - as my reward - he could grant me one wish. Well, he must have been hard-of-hearing, because I said I had always wanted a twelve-inch penis!"
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