[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. " Fear of Facials" or FAF is a complicated disease that affects thousands of American women every year.
2. To help find a cure for FAF please send as much money as you can...to me...tonight...I'll see what I can do to help those poor women.
3. No, this isn't the "Girls Caught Peeing" thread...this is the "Pissed Off Wife Is Just About To Break That Fuggin' Camera" thread.
4. Aargh! Be ye an unimaginative sea farin' man? Then ye might be sayin' somethin' cliche like : "Thar she blows!"
5. Say what you want about pink teddy bears...but they get a lot more pussy than you do.
6. Hey...Hay...HAY! Get it?
7. Ken's father owns a major league baseball team. He gets all the doubleheaders scheduled that he wants.
8. When your wife is a gynocologist you usually don't think twice when you visit her office and see her hands up another woman's skirt...
9. ...OK...Time to think twice!