Clarifying Havoc's nude scenes
I saw Havoc on the Sony lot back in June and while Anne does indeed show her breasts multiple times it's nowhere near as graphic as a recent spat of online postings would have you believe (a couple of jokers on the CNDB seems to have been the guilty parties in starting the "you see labia when she uses a vibrator" lies). By my count Anne shows her breasts in three scenes, on the smallish side but I'm not complaining. Once about 10 mins in when she takes off her top while making out in a convertable with her boyfriend, once when she's being videotaped by the school's audio-video geek whom she tries to seduce by playing with her nipples and once in an aborted sex scene between her and a gangsta’ from South Central where she loses her shirt but bails before things go any further.
There are no bush shots. There are no ass shots. There are certainly no "lips shots" (Come on people: have you seen what the U.S. is like these days? It'll be another 4 years at the earliest before we see genitalia in American film). At no point does a vibrator make an appearance on screen. As far as I remember she never even takes her pants off in the film. Bijou Philips shows more than Anne does as, at one point, she's (Bijou’s) gang-banged by multiple gangstas at the same time and it's here that the film veers the most in the direction of "extreme nudity" (it's still relatively tame as far as what's shown but thematically it's pretty intense, not to mention not terribly arousing as we can see she's in quite a bit of pain).
What I saw was a very rough version of the film so it's possible that the film is in a different form now than it was 5 months ago, but in my experience they tend to put almost all of their footage in early assemblies and remove nudity as they get closer to a release (a recent example of this was the Dawn of the Dead remake which had more gratuitous nudity in it when I saw it early). The odds of them going back and putting in footage that boarders on pornographic when the film was already dangerously close to an NC-17 already is so absurd I refuse to give it credence.
So in conclusion, don't believe the hype. Be happy with Anne's boobs, because a) she's cute and b) it's still pretty subversive to be getting a hard-on over the Princess Diaries chick but anyone who tells you she shows anything else is a liar.
We now return to your regularly scheduled jack-off already in process.
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