[wildfire54]

Another typical Wednesday that isn't typical...

1."It's harder to play our version of Ring toss if you can't get it up,Steven."

2."I think the left one does weigh more.Could you check it for me?"

3."You see,dammit. I told you your car keys weren't in there."

4."Seriously,Sweetheart. What gives you the impression I'm cheating on you?"

5."I understand you have a job to do,officer. But couldn't we do the strip search in some place a little more private?"