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As you may have noticed from some of my other posts my wife can be a bit carefree at times. My wife's sister is a bit of a dressmaker so when my good lady needs any alterations done then she is only willing to help. Some years ago we were due to go to a function and her outfit needed a few alterations. We headed over to her sisters and I sat and spoke with her husband whilst the girls debated the finer details. I should mention that my brother in law is a bit of a prude and being around semi dressed women gets him flustered. Anyway the four of us are in the room and without warning off comes my wife's jeans and top, standing there in her black bra and pants and on with the outfit. She obviously noticed his discomfort because after pinning the bits that needed altered she remained in her bra and pants. 15 minutes later time to try on the finished article. As she picked up the top she engaged him in conversation causing him to look at her as off came her bra before pulling the top over her head. Well the look on his face was epic and my wife continued talking to him as if this was the norm. On went the trousers, lovely white figure hugging outfit, but my sister in law stupidly said to my wife "did you have to wear black pants it looks ridiculous". I said to myself NO as I just new what was going to happen next. Still talking away to my brother in law down came the trousers, off came the pants and here is this neatly trimmed bush about 5 feet away from his direct eyeline and on with the trousers. Yes that's better says her sister and after seeking comment from my brother in law off came the top and bottoms and she was standing there naked before casually dressing into her gear.
We got in the car to go home and I said to her your a little minx. All I got was "I don't know what you mean". That in my language equates to Shut up or it won't happen again, so I just enjoy these moments when they come along

Here is a wee picture of her back in the day