LOL!!
I don't know if I was insulted... or you're laughing with me

I don't like puppies.
HEY! You *SAID* you wanted to try new things...
I regoogled it... hmm... I see some ex's there, some people I know... ah, good memories.
I recalled a man, watching his wife get sexually stimulation by 5 guys at the same time. It shocked him. I told him "dude, a clown, a priest and ~etc just gave her orgasms and she's going home with you! You're going to have years of a personal joke to laugh about during Thanksgiving".