Lawyer
The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: "I have some good news and, I have some bad news"
The tycoon replies: "I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first".
The lawyer says: "Your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures today that she figures are worth a minimum of $2 million".
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: "Well done, very good news indeed! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"
The lawyer answers: "The pictures are of you shagging your secretary.”
(No pic's, sorry)
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