Many years ago, about 5 or so to be exact... maybe 6. Hell, could be 4.
I was out hitting the club scene one Saturday night to go dancing. On this Saturday night, I hit the gay and lesbian clubs. Why? Good strong drinks, excellent dance club music, I have friends who are gay that I'll run into - socialize, dance with women and likely get a girl.
Many a times, I've danced with Lesbians in a Lesbian club. The art and fun of the dance, even if I won't get laid. I'm a guy that is comfortable with his sexuality and can make friends with anyone cool. Hell, a Lesbian was my wingman and we picked up a set of young blonde TWINS about 22 years old... hers was more into girls than mine.
(sigh, good times... good times)
Back to this one Saturday night. I was leaving the Lesbian club to bar hope else-ware. Right outside the door, a 25ish beautiful woman in a black dress was standing there (waiting for someone / on phone I don't remember). She was a 9/10 on the scale, a perky body in a slender evening dress. I complimented her "You look awesome!", gave her a wink and continued on my way as she smiled.
About 2 hours later, I return to the Lesbian club and I run into the same girl and her date, and the three of us are dancing for which I *DO* know how to tear up a dance floor. I was strong enough back then to sometimes carry two women at the same time. Girl in the black dress got hot and heavy for me, and her date left - disappointing.
Being that we are making out drunk in the club, we decide its time to leave (PDA of M/F in a Lesbian club is kosher for so long and I had a hot girl to fuck). We go to her car which is parked next to the club around back. I know of a motel a mile or so up the street and she lives 25min away (*shit!*) - so her place is out of the question in the condition we are in. We start making out in her car, which she has turn on the radio. My plan is to warm up her engine a bit more before we leave. Nothing more.
We both have hands in our crotches as we kiss... my hand under her dress, playing with her pussy through her damp panties. and she had taken my belt off and stroking my cock. I'm so going to have sex with a model-class looking gal and with luck, maybe more than a one-night stand when I totally rock her world with awesome sex that will go on for hours.
*BANG BANG BANG*
A cop is banging on her window and is shining a flash light into the car.
*MOTHERF*(@&#$(*@#ER!!DAMIT(*&@$*!!
I was literately seconds from backing off the pre-game sex to get us on the road!
She rolls down the window and talks shit to the police officer. About "WHO she is" and "I can do what I want in my car" - blah. NOT GOOD! I QUICKLY sober up and able to get the cop to talk to me. I tell him "Sir, we just went out here to talk and listen to some songs a CD" (The engine wasn't running thank god) "we were about to go back into the club, drink some water and I'll drive later".
He was okay with that. I had saved our asses!
I got her back into the club... she went to go pee (as did I) and I never saw her again.
A friend of hers (or someone who knows her) had found her in the bathroom and took her to their home. I found out later from texting her the next day... since she was very much sober, she was full lesbian mode and not much interested going out on a date or anything, but she was thankful we didn't get arrested. But Thankyou-sex was obviously out of the question. My belt left with her car too.
Trust me guys. This girl was Hollywood hottie in the looks dept. Think of the top 5 actress/models you'd want to have sex with - she was in that class!
But how she acted to the cop, her attitude was... stuck up. Only thing I was interested was just having a night or two of sex with her after that.
COCK BLOCK BY A COP!
Yeah, I was cursing for MONTHS! I maybe doing something, then remember that night - then curse "MOTHERF*&#@"... maybe loud, maybe softly.
COCK BLOCK BY A COP!!