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I think family ENF stories are the funniest. Does anyone have any?

I have a couple good ones about my big sister. Our dad had a sailboat for a while, and sometimes he'd take us out on the Gulf of Mexico. He gave us kids a chance to be pulled through the water hanging onto the tow rope. I went first, and it was pretty fun. As a prank on my sister, who was 19 at the time, Dad told her that she should hold onto her top with one hand to make sure she didn't lose it. Sure enough, as soon as we started going fast, her bikini bottoms came right off! Instead of just going down to her ankles, they flew right off and floated away on the waves! She started yelling "I lost my bottoms!" We all laughed at her, including Mom. I yelled "Nice buns!" She kept yelling at us until we stopped the boat, still laughing. My sister just hung there in the water, red in the face, until Mom went and grabbed my sister's panties and tossed them down to her (we didn't have an extra suit). My sister put them on and climbed back into the boat, but the panties (which were light blue) were pretty transparent, and I think she realized it, because she covered her front with one hand and quickly went inside to change into her shorts. We made fun of her a lot for that one.

The other story is when I walked in on her fooling around with her boyfriend. She was about 21 at the time, and she and her boyfriend were visiting our parents' house during the summer (so was I). I don't think they realized I was home, because they were fooling around in my sister's room and they left the door cracked. I went in to ask her for something, and there they were. She was naked, lying on her back, he was in his boxers, kneeling over her. As soon as she saw me she yelled for me to get out, and I beat a hasty retreat. She made me promise not to tell our parents.

Anyone else have any good family ENF incidents?