[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. Without Patrick Swayze sitting behind her, it just isn't the same. On the other hand...how do we know he isn't there?
2. How to tell your Girlfriend is an alien: Colorful antennae is a dead give away.
3. The plumbers daughter?
4. When you buy beef jerkey at Swig Central, you get something nice to do your jerking to.
5. She didn't get roses or chocolates from you yesterday, so this is what you get.
6. She's surprising him with a new motorcycle. He doesn't know he's about to find the keys.
(It's a female variation of the old hide the engagement ring in the candy trick)
7. Awwww...she's making sure her widdle dwunk fwiend stays hydrated! What a pal!
8. What are the odds she's thinking about ME right now? The odds are THAT LOW huh?
9. Alien women hide a third hand in their armpits... just so they can feel themselves up at drive in movies.
10. Cat: "Damn...I thought someone opened a can of tuna!"