something 50/50 off topic :-)
In a college level advanced Biology exam, the last question was, 'Name eight (8) advantages of Mother's Milk'. This final question was worth 70 points or zero, none at all.
One male student, in particular, was hard put to think of eight advantages.
However, after some serious contemplation, he wrote this answer:
1) It is a perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to the mother and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.
...and then, the student was dumb struck for two more answers.
In desperation, and just before the bell rang indicating the end of the exam, he wrote:
7) It comes in two quite attractive containers, and
8) it's high enough off the floor where the cat can't get to it.
He got an A+
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