People...They're the worst!
1. You can lead this blond to water, but you can't make her drink... like a dog....
2. Unless you promise her she'll appear in "I love You Funny Face" (She must be a publicity hound) woof!
3. "Fuck you, Brian!" ( She's not cooking tonight.)
4. "Fuck you, Brian!" ( She doesn't want to go to McDonald's either)
5. "Fuck her, Brian!" ( After Brian takes her to the best place to eat in town and shoe shopping after. Brian has this marriage thing down)
6. "I have chosen...wisely!" Giggle giggle... (Kim just saw "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" after eating mushrooms.)
7. Mindy is practicing for a spot on "America's Got Talent." Is it not "talent" to stand on one's head and fart the national anthem?
8. Dan really shouldn't take his shoes off in the house.
9. "Hi Mom and Dad. Good to see you! We're are just finishing up here and will be with you in a minute. Sit down. Relax!" (This isn't quite what "open marriage" used to mean)
10. "You can just take a time out in the corner, missy!" ( A scene from the new movie: "50 Shades of Preschool" )
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