[Ghost In Oblivion]

1. I hear that eating jalapeņos makes a guys cum taste a little spicey. I mean...that's what I hear...I honestly have no idea.
2. I also hear that eating too much jalapeņo cum can have an adverse affect on a woman's vision. Again...I wouldn't know.
3. That's a pretty sad looking animal...I'm talking about the dog in the background.
4. That latest northeast blizzard wasn't such a big deal after all. It was a clothing optional storm.
5. Wanna die early? Forget to buy the morning coffee like Veronica asked...again...AND while she's PMS-ing. You poor bastard.
6. Yes, having sex with immature men can have it's drawbacks.
7. Vicky's got her boat, her John Clancy novel and her rather large friend. She may never come ashore again.
8. Cable's newest cooking show: "Cooking with Russian Fuck Goddesses" somehow attracts a rather large male audience.
9. Desperately calling Paul Hogan.
10. Easter sucks.