A few days afterwards, some friends of ours had a baby and we went to visit them with Simone and they were talking about circumcision...A little while later, Simone and I are driving somewhere and this subject comes up and she asks me if I'm circumcised. I give her a sideways look - I mean, she should know by now! I asked her, "you weren't looking or you can't tell?" even though I knew she'd been looking. I think she just wanted to talk about my dick. She said, "I wasn't looking! Unlike some people..." I look over at her and it seems like we give each other a little smile. "Seriously, how can you tell?" I don't know if she actually doesn't know, or if she's just messing with me. So I describe the difference, making sure that I refer specifically to my (circumcised) penis and its shape. "You get it know?" I ask..."I told you", she says, "I didn't look!" If we weren't in the car, I would have showed her again!
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