[Swimashore]

10 excellent reasons to become a sheepshagger:

1. She won't be shagging with your best friend as soon as you turn your back.
2. She won't resist, you can shag her all day and night if you like.
3. She has no front teeth on her upper jaw.
4. If you keep her in a dim light she'll never be on the rag.
5. You won't have to buy her a fur coat, she'll grow her own.
6. You won't have to take her out to an expensive restaurant, a handful of hay will do.
7. She won't flip her lid if you shag her sister.
8. She won't keep asking for money.
9. You'll meet plenty of farmers' daughters when you take her out to graze.
10. When you're fed up with her she'll make a great mechoui and you can use the leftovers for a shepherd's pie.

On the other hand:

1. She'll poop and pee all over the house, and sheep pee gallons at a time.
2. She'll be chomping her teeth 68,000 times a day. (Watch one in a field and try to count it).
3. You'll have to gouge the rot out of her feet now and then.
4. She'll have an orgasm after only about six seconds.

GOOD LUCK!